Tag: Super Mario Bros.
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I Believe in Santa Claus (1984. Christian Gion)
Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone […]
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Dolittle (2020. Dir. Stephen Gaghan)
In this episode, our intrepid heroes take a dramatic detour from the schedule to indulge in some Marvel-bashing, RDJ’s take on our local history, and faulty narratives as Mark picks […]
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They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968. Dir. David Bradley)
In this episode, Mark attempts to lower the bar with the red-headed stepchild of “The Madmen of Mandoras” and “The X Files”. And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds… […]
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Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever (2002. Dir. Kaos)
Back for a new year, Helen kicks things off with the lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes (with an aggregated score of 0%). Surely, a film featuring Puss in Boots, Darth […]
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Transmutators (2023. Dir. Mark A. Reyes)
In this episode, our trio join intrepid warriors from the Philippines in battle against… something? When we work it out, we’ll tell you. No Transformers were harmed during the making […]
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Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004. Dir. Raja Gosnell)
In this episode, the gang rounds off spooky season with Scooby and the gang as they call back to some of their most mystifying adventures. Jinkies…
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Cannibal: The Musical
In this episode, Helen picks out the amazing true story that launched careers of some of the foulest mouths in all of film, television and theatre. We approve.
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Highlander II
In a first for this show, we talk smack about not one but two different movies as Chris, Helen and Mark watch two very different versions of the same film, […]
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In Fabric (2018. Dir. Peter Strickland)
In this episode, watch Mark struggle to keep up as Helen finally gets to do a whole show on fashion, tries to follow a missing narrative, and pick out themes […]
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Tammy and the T-Rex (1994. Dir. Stewart Raffill)
In this episode Mark and Helen are left unsupervised for far longer than is strictly appropriate as they take a look at 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex
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Death Race (2008. Dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)
In this episode, battle lines are drawn as Chris, Mark and Helen disagree over the repugnant deployment of homophobia, car p0rn, and the three films we could’ve had instead of […]
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Coherence (2013. Dir. James Ward Byrkit)
In this episode, our heroes discuss high-concept metaphysics, the rules of the Dogme 95 movement, and art imitating life as one of our favourite sidekicks descends into an abyss of […]
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
To celebrate a half-century of pulling turds from the cinematic sewer, all for your listening pleasure, our intrepid brownwater surfers went ahead and picked up something truly special…
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Llamageddon
In this episode, our intrepid explorers take on furry eggs, a killer llama from outer space and the worst house party since Noel Edmonds disgraced British TV screens.
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Simply Irresistible
With Mark still dealing with some of the shit aspects of life, Chris and Helen spent Valentine’s Day waxing-lyrical over an aimless rom-com about magic crustaceans, because nothing says I […]
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Overlord (2018. Dir. Julius Avery)
In this episode, Mark takes a well-earned if not completely mistimed break to deal with technical difficulties, Captain America 2.0 makes an early appearance, and D-Day gets a makeover, in […]
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Christmas with Cookie
In this episode, we start Christmas on the network with a preview from the grotesque Elf of Chrismas Future, featuring the effects of global warming, aliens, and a pair of […]
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Cats (2019. Dir. Tom Hooper)
A new contender for the “Biggest pile of sh!t we’ve endured” award, we reluctantly wander into the Jellicle Ball, whatever the hell that means… And, to be clear for the […]
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Ginger Clown (2013. Dir. Balázs Hatvani)
We couldn’t decide which deserved more scorn – gingers or clowns – so for this year’s hallowe’en special, our intrepid trio smooshed them together to check out the film not […]
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The Next 365 Days
In a late change to our schedule, our heroes return to Sicilly for more trashy eurpop-laced softcrore porn, Stockholm Syndrome turned up to 11, and – Mark hopes, at least […]
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2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus
In this episode, our intrepid sewer-spelunkers return with possibly the greatest atrocity to emerge from Germany. Well, almost…
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The VelociPastor (2018. Dir. Brendan Steere)
In this episode our intrepid trio cast a watchful eye over a film as bonkers as the title suggests – The VelociPastor.
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Versus (2000. Dir. Ryûhei Kitamura)
In this episode, Helen’s evil twin unleashes a “toddler on crack” on the gang, as we look at a turn of the millennium zombie beat-em-up that needs to be seen […]
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365 Days: This Day
In last-minute change to the schedule, the gang marks 37 episodes (in a row?!) by picking up the sequel to what was, until recently, the lowest ebb of this podcast, […]
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Beaster Bunny (2014. Dir. Snygg Brothers)
In this episode, Chris, Mark and Helen drop down a literal rabbit hole in preparation for Hallowe’en’s lame little brother, the worst holiday of the year. After all, everyone knows […]
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Bat Pussy (Dir. Unknown)
Bat Pussy is an American pornographic film, believed to have been produced and possibly released in the early 1970s. Ostensibly a spoof of the 1966–1968 Batman television series, it has been cited […]
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Tomb Raider (2018. Dir. Roar Uthaug)
New year, new host, same foul-mouthed shennanigans as Helen joins Chris and Mark. We talk digital icons, make unavoidable comparisons to the video game series, and debate whether or not […]
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Santa’s Slay(2005. Dir. David Steiman
Merry Christmas, folks. In this episode Chris and Mark talk gay jokes, anti-semitism and Bill Goldberg refraining from executing strippers… It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
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The Ultimate Weapon (1998. Dir. Jon Cassar)
In this episode Chris and Mark encounter the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever seen – Hulk Hogan with hair…
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Killer Sofa (2019. Dir. Bernie Rao)
A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. Obviously.
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Jack Frost 2 – Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman
A Christmas movie? In August? Have they gone MAD? In this episode, we take on our first sequel as we join the eponymous killer snowman on a tropical island for […]
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Masters of the Universe
In this episode Chris and Mark round of He-Man (almost) month by revisiting Gary Goddard’s 1987 attempt to turn He-Man into Star Wars, Frank Langella’s amazing turn as Elton Johnator, […]
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Psycho
In this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]
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The Happytime Murders
In this episode, Chris and Mark hit the jackpot – a noir whodunnit with sweary muppets and the prince of puppetry. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, as it […]
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The Haunted Mansion
In this episode, Chris and Mark keep things spooky as we hit our Halloween special – a look back at a film with a crypt-full of potential but none of […]
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365 Dni / 365 Days
In this episode, Chris and Mark take a look at 2020’s surprise Netflix hit about kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome and semi-consensual blow-jobs – the Polish attempt at “50 Shades” which was […]
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Zack & Miri make a porno
In this episode, we lay everything bare as we discuss a central character’s lack of character, atrocious stereotypes, and the missing film within the film as our hero @thatKevinSmith gets […]
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Suicide Squad
With Birds of Prey in cinemas now, we thought we’d go back and give the much-maligned Suicide Squad the once over.
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Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace
With the end of the Skywalker saga just weeks away, we go right back to the “beginning” and take a look at the much-maligned Phantom Menace.
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Batman & Robin
In this episode, we go back to what is generally regarded as the WORST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER, complete with gratuitous T&A, rubber nipples and some disturbing revelations about Chris’ teenage […]
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Spider-Man 3
In this episode, Mark is joined by the multi-talented host of Our Three Cents to take a look back at a franchise killer complete with guy-liner and emo-jazz. It’s bad, […]
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Super Mario Bros.
Welcome, film fans, to the best of the worst! In this BRAND NEW SHOW, Chris and Mark – and featuring some special guests along the way – take a look […]