Cats (2019. Dir. Tom Hooper)

A new contender for the “Biggest pile of sh!t we’ve endured” award, we reluctantly wander into the Jellicle Ball, whatever the hell that means…

And, to be clear for the internet peoples who’re expecting us to mouth off, we’re just going to come out and say it – Taylor Swift is the only good thing about this film.

We’re always saying that we can do better, so we figured it’s time to put our money where our mouths are. Mark’s new book – The Soprano – and our film – Double Top – are available via our website, and this nifty little online shop called Amazon. You’re welcome.