Tag: DDPN
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I Believe in Santa Claus (1984. Christian Gion)
Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone […]
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Noah’s Shark (2021. Dir. Mark Polonia)
In this episode, Mark and Helen are let loose as we find a film SO BAD that Chris taps out.
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Stormswept (1995. Dir. David I. Frazer)
To honour episode this being episode 69 (dudes), our intrepid trio try to break the recent run of abysmal films and tackle “erotic horror” Stormswept – from the director of […]
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Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012. Dir. Jonathan Glendening)
In this episode, our heroes check out a group of strippers who don’t strip, not fighting a gang of werewolves who don’t change into werewolves. Not exactly a Ronseal film, […]
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Dolittle (2020. Dir. Stephen Gaghan)
In this episode, our intrepid heroes take a dramatic detour from the schedule to indulge in some Marvel-bashing, RDJ’s take on our local history, and faulty narratives as Mark picks […]
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Ship of the Damned (2024. Dir. Steve Lawson)
In this episode, Chris took a nap and Mark fixed a broken office chair – both of which were preferable to watching Helen’s pick. And yes, we are planning an […]
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Codename: Dynastud (2018. DIr. Richard Griffin)
In this episode, Chris and Helen embark on a mission to save the world, one homosexual at a time.
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They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968. Dir. David Bradley)
In this episode, Mark attempts to lower the bar with the red-headed stepchild of “The Madmen of Mandoras” and “The X Files”. And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds… […]
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Poltergay (2006. Dir. Eric Lavaine)
In this episode, Mark takes the night off as Chris and Helen bust out their best dance moves to the unmistakable sounds of Poltergay… Also, a rare apology… Up next, […]
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Bunny the Killer Thing (2015. Dir. Joonas Makkonen)
In this episode, our heroes face defeat because none of them took Finnish at school, Chris tries to find meaning in 50 percent of a film, and we pay tribute […]
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Death Race 2 (2010. Dir. Roel Reine)
In this episode, our intrepid trio travel back to Terminal Island for the sequel that’s a prequel that’s not really about anything, and even less makes sense. Confused? You will […]
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Killer Klownz from Outer Space
In this episode Chris and Mark venture to the Big Top as alien clowns wrap the inhabitants of a small town in candy floss and drink them through bendy-straws, Because […]